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Ice Cube continues his winning streak as a likeable everyman in family movies with First Sunday, an initially ...
Idiocracy: I am a fat bastard
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Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or veal. Since they're always going on about how tofu, Quorn, meat substitute etc 'tastes exactly like the real thing', they won't know the difference

High blood pressure sufferers. Simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

Weight watchers. Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at a chocolate bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying it in the first place, you fat bastard

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NHL Insider: 2007-2008 NHL Award Finalists
Each year the Professional Hockey Writers' Association plays homage to the many players that have excelled during the course of the season under the lights with a spectacular awards show in Toronto, Canada. ...
FemmeFan Weekly: The Long And The Long of It
The NFL Draft yadayada has ended. I feel like I just went through a rough weekend of menstrual cramps unabated by Midol.
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Speaking of Sports: The Kentucky Derby: For Whom Eight Belles Toll
I am so far removed from the racing scene that I could not tell you a sire or dam of any horse. Not even of the great or near great, thoroughbred or standardbred. I still follow but more from the periphery. ...
The 19th Hole: A Great Weekend of Golf
No Tiger? No Lorena? That sounds like the recipe for an awful weekend of professional golf. It sounds like there would be little reason to check out golf, what, with the NFL Draft on television. (I ...
Upon Further Review
Welcome to the latest edition of "Upon Further Review"... the draft reaction edition!
MLB Insider: Nothing Could Be Finer Than
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs, but a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need
If you jump through a screen door you can get a strain
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off
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Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now
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This is episode 14 of season 2 titled Sandwich Day. In this episode, Liz's ex-boyfriend Floyd returns ...
DVD Pick of the Week: First Sunday
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DVD Spotlight: Over Her Dead Body
Eva Longoria Parker (Desperate Housewives) plays a woman named Kate who gets crushed by an ice sculpture ...
Movie Pick of the Week: Iron Man
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Is your PC slowing down? Or maybe it crashing more and more, Well if that's the case it just might because your PC is suffering old age! Yes that's right just like people PCs suffer from the aging process ...
How To Start A Podcast
Podcasting, a term and concept that is indeed growing in popularity is a by which to distribute audio or video files. Podcasting actually came from the words broadcast and Ipod. The Ipod, a popular MP3 ...
Should You Build Or Buy Your Next Computer?
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Before you can begin to enjoy photo sharing with family and friends, you need to take great digital shots that are razor-sharp and crystal-clear. After all, there's nothing quite so frustrating as when ...
Go Wireless: The top 5 reasons you should go wireless now.
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Woman pregnant with 18th child
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Teens dig up grave, convert skull into bong
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Teens dig up grave, convert skull into bong
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Creative Zen Stone 1GB MP3 Player - Black
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The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.

In Japan, by the time man reaches the age of 60, he is commemorated with a special ceremony. This ceremony features the man wearing a red kimono, which denotes that he no longer has the responsibilities of being a mature adult. (The closer I get, the more I like this one.)

Touching and stroking a plant will aid in it growing healthy. (and make you look crazy as hell)

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I’m a fat bastard, and its time to do something about it.
Unfortunately, one of the side effects of owning your own internet empire internet business is that you sit in front of a computer 16 hours a day. The side effect of that, about 40 extra pounds over the last 7 years...more

Obama Gets It Right.
Usually in our Idiocracy section we talk about how silly most modern politics and politicians are. Today for a change a politician got it 100% correct. In an extremely refreshing speech, that reminded us of the past, Barack Obama told it like it is. No punches pulled. How refreshing...more

Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics.

Today the top story on Digg and in the coming weeks we will see it more and more is a reference to the nearing 4000 US military who have been killed in the Iraq war. This count came off of the left leaning Huffington Post group of blogs. Now I am pretty much in the center on most things, so I tend to read things from every side so of course I keep up with the Huffington Post at times, as well as conservative blogs, down the middle blogs, and completely crazy blogs...
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Lets all go beat up some smokers.

The war on smoking has been going on for over 40 years now and it is not going well despite the preponderance of the evidence is that cigarette smoking damages one’s health over the long run. Yes millions of people have quit smoking and yet millions more have also started during the same time period...
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The Importance of Eye Makeup
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A well adjusted person makes the same mistake twice, and doesn't care.
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The World's Best Beaches
The lure of the bronze sun, vast azure skies and the endless blue-green oceans on a tropical paradise beach resort make for a perfect holiday destination. With hundreds of beautiful beaches to choose from, some have been given the distinction of being the best beaches in the world. Some of these resorts are listed...
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Ski Slope Showdown: Grab your gear and head to the slopes! A bunch of posers have challenged the U.S. Ski Team and U.S. Snowboarding to a snowball fight, and you’ll be jumping in to help them come out on top. Launch snowballs and avoid skiers while racking up points and avoiding the Ski Patrol

 

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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the performance of the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, and installed undesirable programs such as NFL 7.4, NBA 3.2 and NHL 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 also no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
 
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Long Things - This is just goofy fun, As if the URL isn't indication enough, the Web site above lists the longest of several items, ranging from longest abbreviation to longest zucchini. And if you haven't guessed already, longest URL visit http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com/ for the complete list.

Dumb Crooks - Do you get a kick out of stories and anecdotes involving criminals who aren't smarter than the nylon mask they attempt to pull over their face? If that sounds like you, check out the collection of dumb-crook stories at clumsycrooks.com

Virtual Agent - One of the worst parts about looking for a new house is dealing with the agent when you are in the early stages. Now you can cut the high pressure tactics out of the beginning of the process. Check out Virtual Agent for property listings in states across the country. You'll be able to locate the type of property you'd like to purchase, and then contact the Realtor who can help you close the deal.

Pothead Dating site - Potpartner says they know how hard it is for people who smoke marijuana to be accepted by people who do not. We just find it amazing that there are dating sites for just about anything these days. Hurry over and check out potpartner since we don't know how long it can possibly stay online, it was after all created by a bunch of stoners.

NCAA  - If you think that college sports don't go beyond football and basketball, you might be surprised to see the wide number of sports sanctioned by the National College Athletic Association. There are links here to the numerous activities available on colleges campuses across the country.

Blinkx - There are some 18 million hours of video online right now. That's a lot to look through. Blinkx is a search engine that is video centric.

Understanding USA - Public information made public by Richard Saul Wurman, information architect and graphic designer. Features statistics from 2000 for the U.S. population, commerce, poverty rates, environment, health, education, and more. Understanding information is power.

 

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