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Most Dedicated Sports Fans—Duke University, the only school in the country where students are more willing to wait in line for basketball tickets than for a cold beer. Most Indecisive School—Indiana University-Purdue University, I guess since neither school is any good they tried to combine the two to increase their overall score. Most Suicidal School—Cornell University, Need I say more? But I guess with all of those bridges they’re at a handicap. School Most Embarrassed by the State its in—Rutgers University, Rutgers is the Michigan St, Florida St or Arizona St of New Jersey, but you’d never know it by its name. Only Mascot Not Found in a Dictionary—Virginia Tech, The "Hokie" is actually just gibberish that arose years ago and stuck Ugliest School Colors—Marshall University, Puke green and white just don’t do it for me. School of Favoritism—Florida State University, After star wide receiver Peter Warrick committed a felony and pleaded to a misdemeanor, he was welcomed back to the team with open arms.The teammate caught with Warrick just happened to be a reserve, not a star, and was promptly thrown off the team. During the week before the national championship game, All-World kicked Sebastien Janikowski and 2 others missed curfew. The other 2 were benched, but Janikowski was on the field for the opening kickoff. Bobby Bowden was asked if it looked like favoritism and his response was, "Well, yeah I think it does look like favoritism." Most Overrated Undergrad Program—Harvard University, Although scholars and professors around the world continually claim that while Harvard’s graduate program is second to none, their undergraduate program is terrible, US News and Princeton Review continue to rank it as a top notch school based on nothing more than image. School Few go to but Most Dream of Going to--no not Harvard, no not Yale, nope not even Princeton—Hawaii University, it’s a school and a vacation all rolled into one. Most Ironic Mascot—University of Pennsylvania, Home of the "Fighting" Quakers, some of the most peaceful people to ever roam the earth. School with Coach Held in Highest Esteem—University of Wisconsin, Football coach Barry Alvarez constantly gets write-in votes for governor. Most Intimidating Mascot—New York University, Home of the Violets. Most Morally Questionable College Name—Beaver College, Now is that beaver or is that beaver?
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