YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN COLLEGE TOO LONG WHEN...

* You actually like doing laundry at home

 

* 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends

 

* It starts getting late on the weeknights

 

* Two miles is not too far to walk for a party

 

* You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it

 

* You'd rather clean than study

 

* "Oh fuck! How did it get so late?!" comes out of your mouth at least once a night

 

* Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal

 

* Minesweeper is more than a game, it's a way of life

 

* You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps

 

* You know the pizza boy by name

 

* You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark

 

* You live for getting mail

 

* Looking out the window is a form of entertainment

 

* Prank phone calls become funny again

 

* It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on

 

* You start thinking and sounding like your roommate

 

* Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth

 

* Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime

 

* You find out milk crates had so many uses

 

* Wal-mart is the coolest store

 

*The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday, (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday night)

 

* You are sitting around making lists about how you know you've been in college too long

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