Deoderant Salad 


Ingredients:
1 cup finely choped monkey teeth
3 teaspoons of ink (red)
1 cow tounge
some weasles
a clone of blackbeard the pirate
old wedding photos

Mix all in a metal bowl, mix it, and heat
it with a blowdrier. Then leave in direct
sunlight for 9 days. Serve chilled.
Makes -4 servings.

Warning: Keep away from eyes. May 
cause blindness.