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 Idiocracy: Want to become an illegal alien? Let us help you.
 

illegal alien

 

Becoming an illegal alien may help you get out of financial as well as legal trouble. Sounds silly doesn't it, but if you become illegal you can have free health care, save a ton of money on your back taxes, preferential treatment in school, as well as not having to deal with things like that pesky drivers license and car insurance.  We have provided you with a sample letter to send to your Senator to request whatever paperwork is necessary to become illegal.

------Sample Letter------

 The Honorable ______________
 731 Hart Senate Office Building
 Washington DC, 20510

 

 Dear Senator _________,

 

 As a legal resident of these great United States, as well as an excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

 

 My primary reason for writing is wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.

 

 Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

 

 Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.

 

 Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.

 

 Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car.

 

 If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.

 

 Your Loyal Constituent,

 ____________________________

 City , State

 

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