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 Idiocracy: The actual effects of quitting smoking on your body


The actual effects of quitting smoking on your body.

20 Mins: Blood pressure returns to normal

8 Hours: You begin to regret quitting, blood pressure skyrockets, nerves fray.

24 hours to 8: Your intense hunger and ability to actually taste food conspire against your aspirations to ever get laid again

48 Hours: The point at which you come close to killing someone

72 Hours: You could be sweet talking to the cutest kitten you've ever seen but will sound like you want to kill it no matter how hard you try to sound nice.

2 Weeks: Your spouse hates you now. Job not going well.

3-9 Months: You've lost your job and your spouse has left you. They simply can't deal with you anymore.

1 Year: You feel just as bitter and angry as the day you quit with no end in sight.

5 Years: You're now a loner no one wants to talk to.

10 Years: Low risk of cancer. You live to 88 and are left a debilitated, drooling vegetable and wish you had died of cancer 20 years ago.

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