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Fun: Miss South Carolina Teen USA is a
walking stereotype
See,
pageants and diet pills
and stress all combine
for a great combination.
Miss Teen USA South
Carolina was asked why
one-fifth of Americans
can't find the United
States on a map and
proceeded to give an
answer that if I didn't
see it myself I would
have sworn came direct
from a South Park
episode. Lauren Upton is
described as a varsity
athlete and student
leader at Lexington High
School, where she
graduated in June with a
3.5 GPA. This tells us
two things. First, that
we are never going to
hire anyone from
Lexington High School,
and second, that if a
3.5 is top 15% there as
it is in most places,
85% of South Carolinians
cant find their ass from
a hole in the ground.
