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Vegetarians coming to
dinner? Simply serve
them a nice bit of steak
or veal. Since they're
always going on about
how tofu, Quorn, meat
substitute etc 'tastes
exactly like the real
thing', they won't know
the difference
High blood pressure
sufferers. Simply cut
yourself and bleed for a
while, thus reducing the
pressure in your veins.
Weight watchers. Avoid
that devilish temptation
to nibble at a chocolate
bar in the cupboard or
fridge by not buying it
in the first place, you
fat bastard
Are you a snoozer, when
your alarm clock goes
off you just keep
hitting snooze. The fix
for that is a mouse trap
placed on top of your
alarm clock. this will
prevent you from rolling
over and going back to
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Bread is square, so why
is sandwich meat round? |
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does a round pizza come
in a square box? |
| A man
will pay $2 for a $1
item he needs, but a
woman will pay $1 for a
$2 item that she doesn't
need |
| If
you jump through a
screen door you can get
a strain |
| How
much deeper would the
ocean be without
sponges? |
| What
happens if you get
scared half to death
twice? |
| Just
remember - if the world
didn't suck, we would
all fall off |
| Every
one has a photographic
memory. Some just don't
have film |
| Hard
work pays off in the
future. Laziness pays
off now |
| When
everything is coming
your way, you're in the
wrong lane |
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John Lennon obviously
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National Baseball Hall of Fame
http://web.baseballhalloffame.org/index.jsp
Look ahead by looking in the past. Cooperstown, N.Y.,
is the Mecca for baseball fans everywhere. It's where legends and
dreamers roam the halls of the sport's Hall of Fame. The Web site
captures some of the simplistic beauty of the hall itself, but it
more than likely will ultimately inspire you to plan a road trip to
baseball's hallowed halls
Mullets Galore
mulletsgalore.com
The mullet's a cliche these days, but the mullet had
it's day. It has some charm in a Bill Cosby sweater sort of way, but
it's not exactly something you'd like to ever see come back in
fashion. On a Web site? Well, that's about as close as you'll want
to get.
Explore Ghost Towns
ghosttowns.com
While the images of ghost towns are usually drawn from movies and
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West as testaments to an era long gone. Find out more about finding
and touring ghost towns at ghosttowns.com
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Does a collection of items that don't really belong to any other
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Idiocracy |
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Obama Gets It
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Usually in our Idiocracy section we talk about how silly
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refreshing speech, that reminded us of the past, Barack
Obama told it like it is. No punches pulled. How
refreshing...more
Lies,
Damn Lies, and Statistics.
Today
the top story on Digg and in the coming weeks we will see it
more and more is a reference to the nearing 4000 US military
who have been killed in the Iraq war. This count came off of the left leaning Huffington Post
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course I keep up with the Huffington Post at times, as well
as conservative blogs, down the middle blogs, and completely
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Lets all go
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Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
slowdown in the performance of the flower and jewelry applications
that had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.9, and installed undesirable programs such as NFL
7.4, NBA 3.2 and NHL 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 also no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
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Factoids |
The number of possible ways of
playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is
318,979,564,000.
Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.
In Japan, by the time man reaches the age of 60, he is
commemorated with a special ceremony. This ceremony features the
man wearing a red kimono, which denotes that he no longer has
the responsibilities of being a mature adult. (The closer I get,
the more I like this one.)
Touching and stroking a plant will aid in it growing healthy.
(and make you look crazy as hell) |
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We
have long thought of Google as Skynet. This may just confirm it.
